Thursday, January 12, 2017

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I have a book of alphabetized words and phrases that have to do with getting even. You know—"just deserts," "karma," "machiavellian, "nemesis," "ostracism," "payback." It's called a vindictionary.

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Q: How can you tell if a homeless person is a hoarder? 
A: They have two shopping carts.

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